24.9.10

N.O.T Fresh Friday!

So today is the first list of TRC! And it is dedicated to 100 Items: Songs, Clothes, Shoes, Sayings that are ABSOLUTELY NOT fresh, no longer fresh, never been fresh. Some of this list comes with explanation, other parts are so self-explanatory that if you don't know we here at TRC feel sorry for you. This list in in no particular order. This list is not intended to offend or hurt, but simply open the reader's eyes to make conscious of what personal style should NEVER consist of. If you any suggestions for this list, comment or leave a Facebook post post on my wall at http://www.facebook.com/album.php?profile=1&id=1391358524#!/fatso56?v=wall&story_fbid=152761274758879&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment


1. Jerseys. (as personal fashion, not to support friends at football games or watching basketball, etc.)
2. Neon Jewelry.
3. Fake Coach.
4.Yo Mama Jokes. (Lmao, shout outs!)
5.Jerking. (Let It GO!!)
6.Dissing Kanye. (Chill.)
7.Air Force 1s.
8.Tattoos that have no meaning. (This one is so common it pisses me off.)
9.Silly Bands.
10.FUBU.
11.Forever 21 Graphic Tees.
12. Myspace.
13.Disrespecting your Moms. (smh.)
14.New Balance.
15.Fake Gucci.
16.Gingham Plaid.
17.Pleather. (Plastic Leather)
18.Spandex Shirts.
19.Cellulite.
20.Shirts that have vulgar sayings on them. (Head Bitch In Charge, Yeah I'll Your Take Man,etc. )
21.White Adidas Sweat Suits.
22.Being "in Love" and under 18. (Give me a breakkkk.)
23.Royal Blue Nail polish.
24.Red Eyeliner.
25.Wearing your hair wrapped to school. (who are you performing for?)
26.Spelling "lol" or "cute" "lOl, l0l,1o1" or "kute,kutte,kUt3"
27.Making reference to Kobe's last 4th quarter performance of 2010. (he still got MVP stop suckin em')
28.Liking/Loving or making reference to Chris Bosh.
29.Thinking your famous because you Ustream.
30.Watching Vampire Diaries.
31.Dickies.
32.Judging how you feel about rappers based on World Star Hip Hop.
33.Wedge heels that go about an inch off the floor.
34.Any heels that go about an inch off the floor.
35.Unnecessary Cussing, Cursing, or Swearing.
37.Saying Fa Sho and thinking there is nothing wrong with it.
38. Saying anyone on GOOD music worships the devil.
39.Crocs.
40.Family Reunion T-Shirts in public.
41.Jersey Shore.
42.Skipping class. (NOTHING fresh about being stupid.)
43.Thinking you listen to GOOD rock music because you like Paramore.
44.Nike Wavys. (just the purple ones.)
45.Ill-Fitting Bras.
46.Juicy Couture sweat suits.
47.Fighting over boys.
48.Loving Lil' B.
49.Facebook Names that sound like Myspace Names.
50.Wet Seal.

51.Leg Warmers.
52.Different Color Nail Polish on each nail.
53.Pre-Ripped Skinny Jeans that show no skin.
54.Paisley Anything.
55.Jean Shorts. (Boys)
56.Saying "Juiced" and "Saucy".
57.Lip Piercings. (on Most People)
58.Being under 20 and wearing Stilettos everywhere.
59.Fake Suede.
60.Lil' Wayne before 2006.
61.Those graphic tee's with the food on them. (Like the one with the orange looking at the orange juice & saying NOOOO! weak.)
62. Being really LOUD unnecessarily.
63.Thinking you can dance but not really.
64.the dance Dougie.
65.Stealing even though you have money.
66.Smoking. (Girls)
67.Foil Shirts.
68.Having no Ambitions.
69.Deodorant Stains.
70.the Dream.
71.Littering.
72.Miley Cyrus' Clothing Line. (Max Azaria from Wal Mart)
73.Colored Weave. (Not Including Blonde)
74.Rhinestones.
75.Air Max 90s.
76.Lebron James. (Waitta promote teamwork ass hole.)
77.Riding Boots with Heels.
78.Fake Chanel Ballet Flats.
79.Most Lace Tights. (I'm waiting to be proven wrong.)
80.Letting your Thong show.
81.Low Rise Jeans.
82.Boot Cut Jeans.
83.too much Colored Eye Shadow.
85.Feather Earrings when you have a short neck.
86.Thinking you're a Facebook Model.
87.Broken Nails.
88.Chipped Nails.
89.the Poppy Coach Line.(most of it)
90.Bedazzled Phone Cases.
91.Fake True Religion.
92.Airwalk.
93.Fake Brown Louis Vuitton Purses.
94.Pronouncing Target Targe'. (like it's French.)
95.Cheap Boleros.
96.Speaking Spanish to Filipino people thinking you're smart.
97.Being a Rapper who's not going anywhere.
98.Dissing Kanye. (Again, Chill.)
99.Red Monkey Jeans.

100.Not Following The Runway Conspiracy Via Twitter or Blogger! Love you guys! :)

---Peace Love and GOOD Fridays. :)

-bi.

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